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I disconnected my cable TV a few years ago so that I could spend more time doing what I really love: reading books, watching really GOOD movies, listening to music, reading political news on the internet. Although months have passed by since I pulled the plug, I still have that impression about cable that there are maybe three or four stations worth watching and the rest is just wasteful nonsense.

It’s like that with the Democrats. Your get your good channels like the Hillary Clinton Channel, the Obama Channel, and maybe the Richardson Channel. The rest is pure goop, a waste of time. But somehow to get around the dial to the good channels you have to listen to stuff like the Sharpton Channel, the Jesse Jackson Channel, the Breck Kid Channel, not to mention the Biden, Dodd, Kucinich, Vilsack, Gravel porn channels. Then at the very end of the dial, you get the madman, Howard Yeah!!! Dean, Nancy Pelosi, and Harry Reid.

So, I had to read the embarassing story of Sharpton lecturing Biden about his “clean Obama” remarks. Let’s face it: Sharpton and Biden are both a waste of time. But, god help me, to get to the good channels, I had to read their dreck.

Where’s my news clicker????